Captain Ameridog

In the last week or so, my dog, Teddy, has tried to rent "Captain America" on our DishNetwork SEVERAL TIMES.  He will sit or lay on the remote.  Who knew basset-mix-butts had such precision?

I keep looking up, and there it is again:  "Press "OK" to confirm this order!  Captain America.  $4.99 for 24 hours."

Then he looks up at me, dolefully.
I look down at him, and sigh, "Not again.  You know you'll just sleep through it anyway."