Thanksgiving Weekend Haiku

Thanksgiving Haiku Trio

Lots of wine and pie
But not enough to forget
I didn't vacuum.

Children high on pie
Flapping, squealing, slightly bored.
PS3 broken

You know your evening
Was a success when you find
Stuffing in your bra.

And, in other news:

Why are Spock's lips red?
His blood is green, so what's up?
Should be more verdant.

Neglect = Haiku

I realized that I haven't composed a (an?) haiku for rather a long while.  So, let's see what happens.

Dog sleeps on my knee.
Fire crackles, wind gusts.So bored.
I need to get out.

(admittedly not my best effort)

Beets make my pee pink.
There's a fancy name for that.
It's 'beeturia.'

(getting better?)

Windy fall morning
Laughing at neighbors' raked leaves.
House sounds like kazoo.

(meh)

Use wilting veggies!
"Leftover Soup" so thrifty.
Asking for ptomaine?