Thanksgiving Weekend Haiku

Thanksgiving Haiku Trio

Lots of wine and pie
But not enough to forget
I didn't vacuum.

Children high on pie
Flapping, squealing, slightly bored.
PS3 broken

You know your evening
Was a success when you find
Stuffing in your bra.

And, in other news:

Why are Spock's lips red?
His blood is green, so what's up?
Should be more verdant.