Steely Dan -- Oh, the Possibilities

Today while driving with the family, we somehow started to make spin-off joke names from Steely Dan.

A tire shop?  "Wheelie Dan's"

A sushi place?  "Eely Dan's"

A shoe store?  "Heely Dan's"

A church?  "Kneely Dan's"

A compost supply store?  "Peely Dan's"

Fishing supply?  "Reely Dan's"

Deli?  "Vealy Dan's"

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Bastard.

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