Today, I was at the local Kroger grocery store, waiting for Kris the Pharmacist to fill my prescriptions (I am on a first-name-basis with her. Wanna make something of it? She's awesome.), and I ventured down a frozen-food aisle. I was alone in the aisle.
I noticed that the refrigerated cases were dark. "How odd," I mumbled internally. THEN?
They turned on. BALINNNK! ON!
"Even odder," sez myself.
I crept out of the aisle, and stood still and waited. BLONK. They turned back out.
|No, really. That's me.|
I edged back in verrrry slowly. Past the frozen pizzas. Nothing. Slllowlllly. Past the frozen egg rolls. Nothing. I made it all the wayto the middle of the aisle (near the frozen tortellini). Then I leaped up and down, thrashing my arms around, and BALINNNK! ON!
I out-ninjaed the freezer cases.