You know in that weird Claymation-esque Rudolph movie where suddenly Santa realizes that Rudy's nose glows, but there's this FOG which apparently only a RED light from a REINDEER would penetrate?
Up to that point, Santa's a bit of a douchebag.
I mean, he's all "Hey, Donner, your boy is a WeIRDO! Keep him AWAY! Ew!"
Then it's all "Oh, we neeeeeed you Rudolph."
It's like when somebody's so fat that you don't want him around UNTIL your nuclear power plant gets a leak and only Fat Man Flab will stop the snowball-effect Nuclear Meltdown. THen it's all, "Hey Fatty! You're so WONDERFUL!"
It sickens me just a tad.
I think Rudolph should have been all, "Bite me, Santa. Fair weather friend. I don't need you, asshole. Clarisse and I are going to Tahiti. Buh-bye, old man. Good luck."
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AWESOME!!!
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