Thursday, October 20, 2011

Simonisms

A few days ago, I was swimming in the "lap" lane at the YMCA. Simon, in his little floaty belt, asked if he could join me, so I let him swim behind me. All of a sudden, I felt him up behind me, swimming just above my legs. I turned to him and asked, "What are you doing?"

He replied,
"I'm drafting."