I was discussing an upcoming camping trip with Allison (aged 11), and she was reading the campground rules.
Allie: "Mom, it says here that no alcohol is allowed! You can't bring any wine!"
Me: "Honey, that's kind of ... an excuse kind of rule. That means that the owners have legal recourse and can kick people out of the campground if the campers are getting all drunk and stupid."
Allie: "Well, if they drink THAT much, they're probably pretty stupid already."
Me: "...... BAHAHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!"