Simon, once again, sitting and eating his breakfast. He's taken to reading the political cartoons in the newspaper, but, being 8, does not quite get them.
S: Mama? What is 'plutocracy'? The government of Pluto*?
Me: Um. Plutocracy.... Yes. Government of Pluto*. They don't hold elections out there.
S: //rolls eyes and sighs//
[*Note: In our house, Pluto is still a planet. I'm old school like that.]