Is there any research done on the pitches of burps and/or farts? Like, for instance, are there more F-Sharp farts than A Naturals? In the wild, I mean. Not domesticated.
And who is "TED"? As in the "TED Talks."
In that vein, you know what's great about being me? And all the failure I've been through? I'm not terribly afraid to fail. I know I'm gonna fail. I'm sure of it. But I might as well try some amusing and interesting stuff, because at least I'll have some good stories.