I am using a recipe from Tracey's Culinary Adventures (http://traceysculinaryadventures.blogspot.com/2010/01/homemade-croissants-step-by-step.html), but the photos are mine.
Now, you may be wondering WHY in the HELL I, a woman with absolutely no culinary training and NO BUSINESS attempting this advanced and complex, am doing this? Well. Over the next few days,I have more time than I have brains. Also, a friend of mine (Robyn) can make them. But she has training. And she's insanely awesome. But I'm trying to measure up.
I assembled my stuff:
Butter, Cream, Salt, Water, Flour (and yeast, which I forgot to show)
I started with:
ONE CUP FLOUR (the regular kind)
ONE CUP WARM WATER (also the regular kind. No Diet Water for me!)
ONE TEASPOON ACTIVE YEAST (I get the kind in a jar. Fleichmann's, I think)
Mix it up in a KitchenAid bowl. (Actually, I let my 10 year old daughter do this part.)
You're supposed to get it all nice and smooth, then let it sit for an hour.
|This is 1 C. flour, 1 C. warm water, 1 Tsp. yeast, then mixed up.|
Naturally, with my vast experience in croissant-making, I decided that after 40 minutes, it was plenty done.
So then, I added:
2 1/2 CUPS OF FLOUR (just all purpose)
1/3 CUP HEAVY CREAM (got it at the Quality Dairy down the street, so it MUST be fab)
1 TEASPOON SALT
|See? Cream. A third of a cup.|
Also, see my sapphire engagement ring? It wanted to be in the picture too, apparently.
Then, you're supposed to mix it all up for about a minute (the "about" is my addition, since I rarely actually time things).
|Look how sticky!|
THEN? Cover it with some plastic wrap and let it sit for 20 minutes.
|Saran Wrap. I hates Saran Wrap. It makes me feel like a spastic idiot.|
|Timer. Set to 20 minutes. Just in case you weren't sure how to handle this "sit for 20 minutes" thing.|
That's where I am now. And why I am typing. It's rising, and I'm bored.
OK. I'm back. The timer pinged.
Really, it beeped. And I ignored it and poured a glass of white wine. Priorities, people.
Now, I need to go and turn the KitchenAid on LOW for 20 minutes.
See ya soon.
|Time for a drink.|
Well, it whacked around for 20 minutes and turned into a lovely smooth dough.
|That's my daughter there.|
I wrapped it in the deadly Saran Wrap and plopped it into the fridge for another 30 minutes.
|Honestly, it had the weight and softness of a baby right after a bath.|
Then began what LOOKED like it was going to be an easy step. The butter-square step. I think my problem was that I had left the butter out on the counter the entire time (for the last 1.5 hours, approximately), and it got mighty soft.
What you're SUPPOSED to do is take 3 1/2 sticks of butter, place them in a square on a piece of Evil Wrap, cover with another piece of plastic wrap, and then pound with a rolling pin until it's in an EIGHT INCH square. Exactly.
|I am butter. I am too soft. I will take my revenge.|
|A nice ladylike little ruler, no?|
|SEE? I am too big. I told you I'd take my revenge.|
Which is too big, you might notice. It's because it's so soft. So I had to then (after much measuring and Yosemite Sam-like swearing) smoosh it into a SMALLER square.
Because of the moosh factor, I carefully folded the extra plastic around the butter (which finally gave in and became an obedient 8x8 inch square) and put it in the fridge to firm up.
And that's where I am now. Also, I'm drinking wine. Hey -- croissants are FRENCH. Do you think that Parisian croissantieres* don't drink?
[* I made up that word.]
Oooh! I feel all "french baker chick" right now!
|Isn't this the CUTEST dough you've ever seen?|
|Gettin' ready to roll.|
|Perfection, I haz it.|
[Oh, may I just share? As I was putting the precious, precious dough onto the countertop, I saw what I thought was A FINGERNAIL CLIPPING there on the counter. EW! EWEWEW! But after further investigation, it was just a piece of long-grain rice from dinner. It must have been hiding when I washed the countertops. I was horrified that a FINGERNAIL would get into the most ambitious bit of cookery I'd ever tried.]
The butter firmed up beautifully, and I then had to unwrap it from the Evil Wrap.
|That's 3.5 STICKS of butter. Oh yeah.|
|YAAAY! Butter on dough!|
Then i folded it over. It was like Iron Chef and Breakfast At Tiffany's rolled into one, it was so awesome.
|Side view. See the butter?|
I sealed the edges with my fingers. I actually went around it a few times, just to be sure, since I didn't want any leakage like the Chicken Kiev Incident of 1998.
Then. The great Rolling of the Dough begins. The goal was to pound and roll the dough/butter into a 9 X 18 rectangle EXACTLY. Ok. Poundpoundpound.
|I really did measure it right, not with the ruler all crooked.|
|At this point, the dough is afraid of me. "Don't pound me, bro!"|
Now comes the FOLDING THE DOUGH like and ENVELOPE part. I had been waiting for this! IT was so awesome!
You're supposed to fold the bottom THIRD up, and then the top THIRD down. Now, when you do this, each segment is SIX INCHES TALL. I did the math myself, thankyouverymuch.
[*another invented word]
Now, you're supposed to rotate the dough so the closed edge is to the left, so ... 1/4 turn counterclockwise, or "widdershins" for all the Wiccans in the crowd.
|Can you say "Fabulous"? I knew you could.|
Ooooh! All 18-inches-ish! But. Needed to make it wider.
|That's my Grandma Allison's rolling pin.|
Now, the website suggested pressing two fingers onto the corner to remind me that I've done two "turns."
|Rest well, darling. The Country Crock will keep you safe.|
Rest in the fridge for one hour, or one glass of dry Riesling, whichever takes longer. I'm guessing the hour.
I came back an hour or so later and repeated the roll to 18X9 inches again . Then I did the whole "foldfold, turn, roll, foldfold" thing again.
And I refrigerated again.
I went off the grid here for a bit. I could have been done, ready to rest for 8 hours or whatnot. I decided against. I REALLY want to make these so we can have them for breakfast tomorrow.
So here's what I did, and woe betide me if this causes them to fail.
I did ANOTHER turn (roll, foldfold, turn, roll, foldfold) and then I popped it back into the fridge briefly.
I decided "heck with it." I cut the dough in half as suggested in the recipe.
Then I wrapped up half of it and put it back in the fridge like the recipe said.
The other half, I just jumped ahead in the recipe and:
ROLLED OUT. Waaaaaay out.
Rolled to 6 1/2 inches X 20 inches.
Now, again, I veered. I was supposed to refrigerate until chilled (20 minutes), but I took my life into my own hands and just went ahead and started the cutting.
|That is my very favorite knife. I call her Vera. (anybody get the joke?)|
I measured 5 inches from the edge and made a mark (actually, you can see that I did not follow the 'measure twice, cut once' theory, and made a few errors). Then another mark 5 more inches in and so on.
Then on the OTHER side, I measured 2 1/2 inches in (to get the point at the halfway mark), then 5 inches, then 5 and so on.
I cut from mark to mark to make triangles.
|See the errors? I am not perfect ALL the time because then you'd hate me.|
THEN, as per the recipe, I made slits in the wide side of the triangle.
Then I began the rolling.
Now, anybody who's made those "tube" crescent rolls can do this, I think. It's the same thing. But just WAAAAY cooler.
I had to do a little bending to make the typical shape.
The points didn't want to stay down, so I put them on the bottom.
AGAIN, I veered. Instead of lining the pans with parchment paper (which I didn't have, but thought I did, hence some more swearing), I used baking spray. Sue me.
Uh-oh! There are two half-circles of dough left! What to do?
|Left over from making chocolate souffles|
Pain au chocolat. Or something. Basically, I inserted some roughly chopped semi-sweet baking chocolate. Then I folded them over and sealed the edges. We'll see how that comes out.
Now, I'm going to let these rise on the counter overnight. It's pretty cool in there, so I suspect it'll be fine. The other half of the dough is in the fridge, and I'll follow the directions better tomorrow. I'm getting tired.
Maybe croissants for breakfast? How awesome would that be?
Well, I DID IT!
I woke up at 7 a.m. and turned the oven on to 375F. Preheated for a good while.
I whisked one egg with a blop of cream, and -- lacking a pastry brush -- I used a folded-up paper towel to brush on the egg wash.
Popped them into the oven next.
|See the two on the top left? Those are the chocolate ones.|
And mere minutes later, it started smelling AMAZING in the house.
I kept looking in through the window of the oven door, feeling a lot like a kid peeking around the corner to see if Santa's been there yet.
|Note to self: clean the oven window.|
|The two on the bottom right are the chocolate ones.|
Eau. Mah. Gah.
I did it.
|Teddy, in profile, on bottom right.|
Now, the morals of this story.
I would try to keep the dough chilled MORE at the end (the final folds) because I suspect they would have been even flakier had I done that.
I could also probably try again with LESS BUTTER (I know, I know) and have it be successful.
The recipe said to let the croissants cool completely before serving, and they're right. I had one hot out of the oven, and the center was rather wet and smooshy, but when I had a cooled one later, it was nice and flaky almost to the very center.
Finally, I think I'd bake them for a few minutes MORE. While the pictures I have here don't show that the croissants were actually a nice honey/gold color, I think with maybe 5 more minutes, they'd have been a deeper gold/brown, so I'll try that with the next half (remember, I still have half the dough in the fridge!).
This project was started last night at 6 p.m. and it wrapped up at 7:30 this morning. It should have taken longer (more resting time), but I pushed it. But even saying that, I would (had I made the entire batch) have had 24 perfectly lovely HOMEMADE croissants in just over 12 hours.
Butter (4 sticks): about $4
Cream (one little pint thingy): about $3
Flour, salt, yeast: maybe $1
Actual hands-on time, probably an hour or so.
Baking time 25-30 minutes
I give myself a good solid A- for this!